national hamburger day 2026 celebrity chef announces burgers will now be served with a side of your social credit score
AITA for thinking this is just the final plot twist in the dystopian novel nobody asked for? Some guy with a toque and too much time on his hands declared that to celebrate national hamburger day 2026, all his patties will come with a mandatory QR code that links directly to your latest Twitter meltdowns. Like, I get that we’re all addicted to performative outrage, but do I really need my medium-rare patty to judge me for that one time I said pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza? TL;DR: Just wanted a greasy bun and some lettuce, not a live audit of my digital footprint. 🔥🍔