**AITA for thinking E. Jean Carroll is, like, the ultimate main character energy queen?**
So, this 79-year-old advice columnist walks into a courtroom—not to give advice about your cheating boyfriend, but to absolutely *drag* the former president of the United States for, y'know, *checks notes* assaulting her in a Bergdorf Goodman dressing room in the '90s.
TL;DR: She didn't just sue him. She *methodically* dismantled him on the stand, made him storm out of his own deposition like a toddler who lost his juice box, and got a jury to slap him with $83.3 million in damages.
And the best part? The guy literally spends his weekends posting crying selfies on Truth Social about how "the system is rigged" while his legal team is out here trying to argue that "actually, grabbing women by the... um... *well*, you know... is perfectly normal, okay?!"
So I'm supposed to feel bad for a man who has been found liable for sexual abuse and defamation, twice, by two different juries? Meanwhile, E. Jean is sitting there in her blazer, looking like the cool aunt who would tell you to burn the patriarchy and then hand you a martini.
AITA for thinking she’s the closest thing to a real-life superhero we’ve seen since 2016? 🍿