"INVADED BY MINA THE HOLLOWER" - LOCAL WOMAN CLAIMS BACKYARD TAKEN OVER BY 'EMPTY' SQUATTER
Posted in Lower Oak Ridge Community Watch (Public Group)
[5 hours ago]
Alright folks, I don't care how many times you tell me to be 'compassionate,' but I am DONE. There's a woman—calls herself "Mina the Hollower"—who has set up a tent in my back garden, and she is EMPTY. Not homeless, EMPTY. I watched her take a perfectly good sandwich from my kid's lunchbox, hold it up to her mouth, and just... let it fall through. Common sense says if your body is a literal void, you don't get to squat in my petunias.
I called the non-emergency line. They said, "Has she broken anything?" I said, "No, but she's HOLLOW. She's a walking echo." They hung up. So now I've got a silent, staring hole-person living under my clothesline, humming the theme tune to a game show from the 80s. The HOA sent a letter saying 'voids are considered ambient art' and I need to 'coexist.' I have a photo of her absorbing my cat's meow. My cat is now silent. This is not 'ambient.'
Common sense says if something has no insides, it shouldn't have rights. Get her out before she starts hollowing out the neighborhood watch sign. The echo is getting louder.