**Heard from a neighbor who saw the whole thing go down on Maple Street last night. So much for "common sense" in this town.**
Some woman—I'll call her "Mina the Hollow" because she clearly has nothing rattling around in that head of hers—decided to park her beat-up minivan directly in front of a fire hydrant during a downpour. Not just any spot, no, the one spot every driver with half a brain knows to avoid.
Firefighters show up to a call two doors down, and what do they find? This Hollow woman screaming at them from her porch, phone in hand, filming their truck trying to squeeze past her masterpiece of stupidity. She's yelling, "You're damaging my paint! I have rights!" while smoke is pouring from a neighbor's garage.
Common sense says you move the car. Common sense says you don't park at a hydrant. But our dear Mina? Hollow. Just standing there, hollow-eyed, wondering why the fire chief is now writing her a ticket while his crew jacks up the hose.
And get this—her excuse? "I didn't think it would rain this hard, so the hydrant wouldn't be needed tonight."
I'll say it again: common sense isn't common. It's a ghost in this town. Good luck with that paint job, Mina. Hope the ticket and the tow truck bill fit your budget. 🚒🔥🅿️🤦♂️