🚨 HE CALLED IT “COMMON SENSE”—NOW THE WHOLE COUNTY IS ON FIRE 🔥
We’ve all seen the video by now. Local man William “Bill” Bumpus stood up at the Town Council meeting last night and said what everyone else was too afraid to whisper: “Why do we need a 30-page safety manual for a community barbecue? Just don’t put the lighter fluid on the hot dogs and use common sense.”
Well, folks, the internet did what the internet does. The clip has 3.2 million views in 12 hours.
But here’s where it gets juicy. Someone dug up Bumpus’s Facebook page. Turns out he once tried to jump his riding lawnmower over a drainage ditch—and blamed the resulting fire on “a faulty fuel line and a raccoon.” 🦝🔥
So now we’ve got a full-blown war in the comments. Half the town is roasting him (pun intended) calling him a walking liability. The other half? They’re printing T-shirts that say “Team Bill: Where’s Your 30-Page Manual for That?”
The council is expected to vote next week on whether to permanently ban “the Bumpus Method” from all public parks.
Stay tuned. Common sense just got complicated. 📰