**"COMMON SENSE, PEOPLE!" – Melissa Gilbert Sparks Fury After Demanding Neighbors 'Respect' Her Privacy While Hosting Maskless Parties**
*Perplexing Pines Community Page – 2 hours ago*
Oh, here we go again. Melissa Gilbert (yes, *that* Melissa Gilbert – the one who thinks she's still Laura Ingalls Wilder) just posted a lengthy rant on the Nextdoor app about "the absolute lack of respect for personal boundaries in this town." She's furious that a neighbor's Ring camera caught her stumbling out of her own backyard at 1 AM last Saturday, "clearly intoxicated" according to the video.
But here's the kicker: according to three separate witnesses, *Melissa* was the one hosting a 40-person "cancel culture free" BBQ that night – complete with a live band, no masks, and a bounce house for the kids. When a concerned mom (Katie from Maple Street) politely asked the group to keep the noise down because her son has asthma, Melissa allegedly screamed: "Get a grip! This is a free country! My house, my rules!"
Now she's crying "harassment" because someone posted the Ring footage to the "Are We There Yet?" Facebook group. She says she's "an artist who needs solitude" and that "this small-minded community doesn't understand the meaning of discretion." Seriously, Melissa? You want common sense? How about you show some common sense when you're playing "Little House on the Prairie" in your backyard while complaining about the neighbors you literally threw a rager for the night before.
Calling for a town hall meeting. Share if you're sick of the hypocrisy! #LiveLikeLaura #NotInMyNeighborhood