**Title:** ARE WE PAYING NASA TO TWEET?! 🚀💸💀
**Local Resident:**
Finally, someone with some common sense! These rocket scientists have been on Earth for 50 years and can't figure out how to get back to the moon without a Chinese farmer's GPS. Meanwhile, my tax dollars are paying for them to tweet pictures of Mars rocks that look exactly like the ones in my driveway. 🪨👽
Maybe spend less time photographing alien gravel and more time fixing the hole in my road, Brad! #CommonSense #SpaceBucks