**Matt Perry’s Death Ruled Accident? More Like ‘Natural Consequences’ of Hollywood’s Medicine Cabinet**
*Just saw the coroner’s report on Matthew Perry and I’ll say what nobody else will: this is what happens when you have more doctors on speed dial than common sense. The man had a private jet, a mansion, and a pharmacy in his bloodstream. They’re calling it an “accident” from ketamine—but what part of mixing a powerful anesthetic with a hot tub is an accident? If I did that in my backyard, they’d call it negligence. But because he’s a celebrity, it’s a tragedy. Newsflash: money doesn’t buy common sense. It just buys a nicer coffin. Tell your kids: if your “stress relief” requires a medical license, you’re not relaxing—you’re gambling. RIP, but let’s stop pretending this was a surprise.*