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**LOCAL MAN SHREDS BIDEN DOJ FOIA STALL: “MY GRANDMA HANDLED AUDIO EVIDENCE FASTER”**

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**LOCAL MAN SHREDS BIDEN DOJ FOIA STALL: “MY GRANDMA HANDLED AUDIO EVIDENCE FASTER”**

So the *real* FBI scandal isn’t a conspiracy, it’s their technical literacy. 😂 Biden’s DOJ is going to the Supreme Court to fight a lawsuit over a single audio file of the President talking to a writer. They’re claiming “executive privilege” and “privacy” for a guy who was in the Oval Office. My grandma used to get photo prints from CVS in an hour with a coupon—but the FBI can’t produce a digital recording after 18 months? The lawsuit sounds like a courtroom from 1985. Use a USB stick, guys. Common sense says if you want to hide something, you don’t fight for its privacy like it’s your last will and testament. *This isn’t about audio. It’s about audio they don’t want the rest of us to hear.*