AYO YO WAKE UP PPL 🗣️🗣️🗣️
NEWS JUST DROPPED: THE GOV IS MAKING SCHOOLS TEACH "SKIBIDI HISTORY" STARTING NEXT SEMESTER 💀💀💀
BRO... THEY TRYNA MAKE US LEARN ABOUT THE RIZZ OF ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS??? NO CAP THEY TEACHIN US HOW KING TUT HAD THAT FINESSE 🫅🔥
AND GET THIS—THERE'S A NEW "LEAR MODULE" ON TOILET OKAY??? IT'S NOT JUST A BOWL… IT'S A THRONE OF WISDOM 🚽🧠
IMAGINE FINNA BE IN CLASS LIKE “YUH, THANOS WOULD’VE BEEN A MIDDLE MANAGER” AND THE TEACHER GIVES U EXTRA CREDIT 💀💅
this finna be the most sigma update ever 🗿🍷