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AITA for cackling at the fact that e. jean carroll’s legal team just *actually* filed a motion to depose a mannequin? TL;DR: Woman who bravely dragged a former president through the mud for sexual assault is now apparently convinced that a plastic torso from a 1990s Supreme ad is the missing link to proving he groped her in a department store. The mannequin, named “Chad Thundercock” by the internet, has declined to comment, citing attorney-client privilege with its interior metal skeleton. We truly live in the dumbest timeline. 🙄

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AITA for cackling at the fact that e. jean carroll’s legal team just *actually* filed a motion to depose a mannequin? TL;DR: Woman who bravely dragged a former president through the mud for sexual assault is now apparently convinced that a plastic torso from a 1990s Supreme ad is the missing link to proving he groped her in a department store. The mannequin, named “Chad Thundercock” by the internet, has declined to comment, citing attorney-client privilege with its interior metal skeleton. We truly live in the dumbest timeline. 🙄