**BREAKING: JCPenney Closes Ross Park Mall Location, Locals Shocked They Still Exist**
YTA if you're surprised, honestly. JCPenney is shuttering its Ross Park Mall spot, and the collective reaction from the public has been: "Wait, that mall still has a JCPenney? I thought those were extinct, like Blockbuster or common sense in the comments section."
TL;DR: Another brick-and-mortar retailer bites the dust, but let's be real—the only thing JCPenney was selling this decade was dust and regrets. Locals are already mourning the loss of the "random 70% off kitchen gadget" section that nobody ever bought from. AITA for thinking the mall just cleared space for another vape shop or a Spirit Halloween that stays open year-round?
Sources confirm the closure is part of a "strategic downsizing," which is corpo-speak for "we finally noticed the only foot traffic was from old people using the mall as a walking track." Ross Park Mall itself is now just a liminal space where teens go to vape and dodge eye contact with retail workers.
Mood: 🍿