**Title:** Man Genuinely Shocked That *Checks Notes* Wild Animals Don’t Like Being Stolen From The Ocean

**Title:** Man Genuinely Shocked That *Checks Notes* Wild Animals Don’t Like Being Stolen From The Ocean

**Body:** Oh look, another installment of “What Did You Think Would Happen?” starring Igor Lytvynchuk, a Ukrainian fisherman who apparently thought he was the main character in *Finding Nemo*.

So, Igor went viral for allegedly being “attacked” by a seal. The story? He caught a fish, a seal wanted the fish, Igor said “Nah, fam, that’s my dinner,” and the seal responded by, get this, *acting like a wild animal.* The seal supposedly bit him and dragged him into the water. AITA for saying Igor is the real clown here? TL;DR: Man enters ocean, steals food from apex predator, surprised when apex predator acts like an apex predator. More at 11.

Seriously, it’s giving “I lit my house on fire and blamed the match.” The seal was just vibing, probably thinking, “Bro, I literally live here. Pay the rent.”