**BREAKING: CINCINNATI ZOO CONFIRMS HARAMBE WAS ON A ‘TIME OUT’ — GUARDS IGNORED PROTOCOL**
*Posted in Cincinnati Community Watch (Facebook Group)*
🤦♂️ Unbelievable. You can’t make this up.
A whistleblower from the Cincinnati Zoo just leaked the internal report about Harambe’s death. Turns out, the silverback wasn’t even supposed to be in that enclosure that day. Staff put him in a “cool-down” holding pen after an altercation with another gorilla. The gate was *not* locked properly.
We’re told the toddler’s family is now lawyering up — not over the shooting, but over negligence. The zoo knew Harambe was agitated and still left the barrier unsecure.
So let me get this straight:
- We shoot a 450-pound endangered gorilla because a kid fell into *his* timeout corner.
- The zoo admits they didn’t follow basic safety checks.
- And now we’re supposed to feel bad for the staff?
Common sense says: if the gate was locked, the boy never gets in. If the boy never gets in, Harambe lives. The gorilla was punished for *our* screw-up. Again.
🔗 [Anonymous source: internal memo leaked to local news]
#JusticeForHarambe #ZooGateFail #CommonSenseIsDead