🚨 LOCAL COFFEE SHOP BANS MONOPOLY AFTER ‘6-HOUR GAME OF CHAOS’ – PATRONS APPALLED AT LACK OF ‘BASIC TABLE MANNERS’ 🚨

🚨 LOCAL COFFEE SHOP BANS MONOPOLY AFTER ‘6-HOUR GAME OF CHAOS’ – PATRONS APPALLED AT LACK OF ‘BASIC TABLE MANNERS’ 🚨

Listen, I’ve never been one to complain, but common sense has officially left the building. I was just trying to enjoy my oat milk latte this morning at “Bean There, Done That” on Elm Street when I saw it: a full-blown Monopoly board sprawled across the table, taking up four seats. The owner? A guy in his 30s wearing a “don’t tread on me” hat who refused to accept a “buy for $200” card as change for his coffee.

Does no one just play Yahtzee anymore? Or checkers? You know, games that don’t hold a family hostage for an entire work week? The staff finally had to intervene, because apparently that table “was reserved for people who want to drink their drinks in under 8 hours.”

If you’re not willing to put the board away when your coffee gets cold, you’re the problem. Call me old-fashioned, but if you need a notary to split your Community Chest, you’ve missed the point of local flavor. ☕💥 #BoardGamesGoneWild #CommonSense #MonopolyMadness