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Harambe’s Ghost Was Spotted at the Local Zoo and Now They Want to Build a Statue—Where’s the Common Sense?

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Harambe’s Ghost Was Spotted at the Local Zoo and Now They Want to Build a Statue—Where’s the Common Sense?

I’m just sitting here shaking my head after reading about yet another ridiculous plan to spend our tax dollars on a memorial for a dead gorilla. Look, I’m as sad as the next guy about what happened back in 2016, but harambe is gone. Now they want to build a statue at our zoo? Meanwhile, our roads are full of potholes and the schools can’t afford new textbooks. Common sense says we should focus on living people, not zoo drama. Get a grip, people.