Harambe's Ghost Reportedly Haunts Cincinnati Zoo's Gorilla Enclosure, Refuses to Leave Until 'Justice' Is Served
AITA for thinking this is peak 2023 energy? Some zookeepers swear they've seen a spectral silverback throwing shade near the glass, demanding a full re-trial. TL;DR: A ghostly ape is vibing for vengeance, and honestly, the afterlife sounds more entertaining than my Tinder date.