“Local Man Finally Touches Grass After Buying Steam Deck, Discovers It’s Overrated”
AITA for thinking this is some dystopian crap? Saw a dude on Reddit claim his Steam Deck “cured his depression” by letting him play Elden Ring while on the toilet. TL;DR: He’s still unemployed, his apartment smells like a cheeto dust factory, and his girlfriend left him for a guy who owns a lawnmower. Meanwhile, I tried touching grass with my Deck—got rain on the screen and a warning about humidity. Real talk: the only “portable gaming revolution” here is my back pain from hunching over this brick. 10/10 would refund for a Game Boy Color again. 🔥🔥