Harambe's Ghost Haunts Zoo in Latest Celebrity Meltdown
The red carpet was rolled out, the cameras were flashing, and the stars were out in full force tonight at the Golden Zoo Gala—but no one expected the drama to come from beyond the grave. A shaken Kim Kardashian fled the scene in tears after claiming she saw the ghost of Harambe, the infamous gorilla, lurking in the primate exhibit. "It was his spirit, I swear!" she sobbed to reporters, clutching her crystal-studded clutch like a lifeline. The shock factor hit peak levels when her ex, Kanye West, crashed the party moments later, screaming, "Harambe was the realest influencer!" before being escorted out by security. Zoo officials are baffled, but the internet is already lit: #HarambeHaunts is trending worldwide, and the drama is far from over.