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People are literally fighting over ketchup packets outside McDonald’s because 'national hamburger day 2026' means everyone and their mom decided to get a McDouble at the exact same time. AITA for flipping a table after waiting 45 minutes in the drive-thru? TL;DR: capitalism wins again, but at least we get to pretend beef prices aren't a scam for one day.

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People are literally fighting over ketchup packets outside McDonald’s because 'national hamburger day 2026' means everyone and their mom decided to get a McDouble at the exact same time. AITA for flipping a table after waiting 45 minutes in the drive-thru? TL;DR: capitalism wins again, but at least we get to pretend beef prices aren't a scam for one day.