Whisper Network Says President to Sign Secret Executive Order Erasing All Federal Student Debt—But Only for the Top 1%.
I can't confirm this, but sources deep in the Treasury tell me the ink is already drying. The order will cite an obscure clause from 1792 to bypass Congress, but the catch is hidden in fine print: the forgiveness only applies to borrowers with assets exceeding $50 million. The rest of us? Our rates get tripled overnight. They're calling it "Operation Golden Calf."