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HARAMBE'S GHOST SPOTTED AT ZOO DURING MIDNIGHT RITUAL! CULT LEADER CONFESSES ALL!

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HARAMBE'S GHOST SPOTTED AT ZOO DURING MIDNIGHT RITUAL! CULT LEADER CONFESSES ALL!

JUST IN - A chilling confession from a man claiming to be the leader of a secret "Harambe Revival Cult" has sent shockwaves through the online world! The man, who calls himself "The Silverback Prophet," claims he and his followers have been performing occult ceremonies at the Cincinnati Zoo every night at midnight since Harambe's tragic death in 2016.

Witnesses report seeing a massive, ghostly gorilla silhouette lumbering through the gorilla enclosure during a POURING DOWNPOUR last night! Zoo security cameras captured ORB-like lights floating above the moat where Harambe was shot! The Prophet brags the ghost is "angry for justice" and promises to "invoke the ape" to unleash a curse on all who wronged him - starting with the child's parents and the zookeepers! Is your browser safe? THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Some say the spirit is searching for its lost banana... but what if it's searching for you? Stay tuned - the cult threatens a LIVE STREAM of their next summoning this Friday! HARAMBE LIVES!