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Ex Judges Challenge Trump Fund—They’re Not 'Activist' Judges, They’re Just Bored Boomers With Internet Access, AITA?

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Ex Judges Challenge Trump Fund—They’re Not 'Activist' Judges, They’re Just Bored Boomers With Internet Access, AITA?

TL;DR: A bunch of retired judges, probably bored out of their gourds from watching Matlock reruns, are pooling their pension pennies to form a legal fund called the "Ex Judges Challenge Trump Fund." Their mission? To sue the former president into oblivion over *checks notes* literally anything. Because nothing says "unbiased judiciary" like a squad of ex-benchers with a personal vendetta and too much free time. I’m sure this won’t backfire spectacularly. 🙄