**Eid Mubarak 2026: Billionaire Drops “Blessings” via NFT, Internet Collectively Decides to Log Off Forever**
AITA for thinking this is the most dystopian thing ever? So, Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg (yes, he’s still around apparently) just announced the *official* 2026 Eid Mubarak greeting will be delivered exclusively as an NFT on his new metaverse platform, “Al-Masjidverse.” The digital card, titled “Eid Mubarak: The Final Blessing,” features a pixelated crescent moon doing the floss dance. It costs 0.05 ETH just to view, and an additional “generous” fee to DM your grandma the access code.
TL;DR: Rich man ruins holiday for everyone, sells “blessings” as non-fungible tokens. Millions of Muslims are now actively praying for a power outage on Shawwal 1st. The only thing being slaughtered this Eid is our will to log on. Eid Mubarak, I guess? 🔥🚨