**BREAKING: Pam Bondi Diagnosed with Cancer – AITA for Not Caring?**
🌴🇺🇸 **ORLANDO, FL** – In a shocking twist that absolutely nobody saw coming, former Florida Attorney General and professional Trump defender Pam Bondi has reportedly been diagnosed with cancer. Sources close to the situation say she’s “fighting like a champ,” which is the same energy she brought to debating the legality of the ACA.
Naturally, the internet is split: Half are sending thoughts and prayers via rage-tweets, and the other half are wondering if this is just her new defense strategy for the next indictment.
**TL;DR:** Pam Bondi has cancer. Prayers up for the woman who spent years trying to take away your right to afford chemotherapy.
AITA for thinking the universe has a really dark sense of irony? 💀🔁 #PamBondiCancer #ThoughtsAndPrayers #KarmaIsAHobby