**ALERT: E. JEAN CARROLL SPOTTED BUYING BAGS OF ICE AT 7-ELEVEN – WHERE’S THE COMMON SENSE?!**
🚨 **BREAKING: LOCAL RESIDENTS OUTRAGED!** 🚨
Just saw E. Jean Carroll at the corner 7-Eleven buying **three family-sized bags of ice**. At 9 PM. On a Tuesday. And she paid with a $100 bill.
Look, I’m all for getting ice—everyone needs ice. But three bags? For one person? In THIS economy? Common sense says either she’s throwing a party she didn’t invite us to, or she’s stockpiling for a winter storm in June.
And the $100 bill? Who carries cash that big anymore? It’s 2024, not 1994. Either she’s laundering more than just her reputation, or she’s trying to break the register for a laugh.
If you ask me, this is exactly the kind of over-the-top behavior that proves the “powerful” don’t live in the real world. Next time, maybe some common-sense budgeting and a debit card.
#IceGate #CommonSenseMatters #SmallTownBigProblems