**DISCLOSURE DAY MEGATHREAD: AITA for thinking the government’s "ET apology tour" is just a distraction from the real aliens—like student loan servicers?**
TL;DR: "Disclosure Day" dropped, and apparently the aliens are here. They’ve been living among us on a work visa, filing taxes, and their main demand is better healthcare. Meanwhile, the CIA released a 2,000-page PDF that’s literally just a Rickroll link and a "we regret to inform you your Wi-Fi is being throttled by interdimensional beings" message. The "Grey" aliens confirmed they’re unionizing, and the "Reptilians" just want everyone to stop asking about Epstein’s island. Honestly, this is the most disappointing alien invasion since *Independence Day* had a sequel. So, Reddit, AITA for thinking the government is just trying to get us to forget about the housing market? 🛸👽💅