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**"Biden DOJ Gets OWNED by Judge After Trying to Classify 'Hunting With Joe' Audio as National Security Threat"**

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**"Biden DOJ Gets OWNED by Judge After Trying to Classify 'Hunting With Joe' Audio as National Security Threat"**

AITA for laughing at the fact that the Biden DOJ just got absolutely *bodied* by a federal judge over some audio recordings? TL;DR: Judge says "nice try, but y'all can't hide Joe's 'Miracle on Ice' hot mic rant about Hunter's laptop as 'executive privilege.'"

The DOJ tried to block a lawsuit requesting audio from a Biden interview where he allegedly mumbles about "big bird being a deep state operative" and asks for "extra ranch dressing" mid-question. Court ruled 2-1 that "presidential fumbling ≠ state secret."

Reddit's take: "Bro, this is the audio equivalent of finding your dad's mixtape from 1987. Let us suffer **publicly**."

#JusticeForTheRanchDressing #BigBirdIsAGovAsset #OhTheAudio