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Man tries to smuggle 3,000 live Cuban tree frogs in his luggage for TikTok clout; gets caught at airport, now faces 20 years in a federal prison. AITA for thinking this is the most on-brand thing ever? TL;DR: Florida Man wannabe ruins his life for 15 seconds of fame, and Cuba's probably like "you know what, we disown this guy."
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Man tries to smuggle 3,000 live Cuban tree frogs in his luggage for TikTok clout; gets caught at airport, now faces 20 years in a federal prison. AITA for thinking this is the most on-brand thing ever? TL;DR: Florida Man wannabe ruins his life for 15 seconds of fame, and Cuba's probably like "you know what, we disown this guy."