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covington principal arrested for using school funds on a full-sized anime waifu pillow, kids are shook fr ๐Ÿ’€

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covington principal arrested for using school funds on a full-sized anime waifu pillow, kids are shook fr ๐Ÿ’€

okay bet so like the principal at covington middle school got caught in 4K allegedly buying a body pillow with the pizza party money ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ kids are going feral in the group chat, calling him a "sigma rizzler" but in the worst way possible. the whole school's on TikTok live rn spilling tea, and the substitute is just standing there like ๐Ÿ˜ถ. like imagine getting booked for cringe AND fraud in the same week... that's a major L, no cap ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿงข