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Angry local resident blasts ‘woke’ gourmet burger joint for ruining national hamburger day 2026 with $28 sliders and avocado aioli. What happened to a simple, ‘common sense’ cheeseburger?

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Angry local resident blasts ‘woke’ gourmet burger joint for ruining national hamburger day 2026 with $28 sliders and avocado aioli. What happened to a simple, ‘common sense’ cheeseburger?