Chris Hansen Is Now Chasing the Real Monsters: Parking Ticket Scofflaws in My Neighborhood
Oh, for crying out loud. I just saw a van with "To Catch a Predator" wrapped around it parked on Elm Street. Chris Hansen is apparently targeting people who don't shovel their sidewalks after a snowstorm. I guess catching actual creeps wasn't enough for the guy—now he's after common sense violations. Take a seat, Chris. My neighbor forgot to rake his leaves, and you show up with a camera crew? Maybe focus on the guy whose lawn hasn't been mowed since 2022 instead of pretending this is a crisis. This town has lost its mind.