**Chris Hansen’s Gone Hollywood? Local Neighbor Says ‘Common Sense’ Was Left at the Door During Latest Sting**
🚨 **BREAKING VIRAL NEWS** 🚨
Posted in *This Is Our Town* (Facebook Community Group)
**Doris McAlister, 68, lifelong resident**
Okay, I’m going to say what everyone else is thinking. I saw Chris Hansen’s truck parked outside the old VFW hall yesterday for his “new show” or whatever. Enough. I get it, we’re all for catching creeps. But the man parks his rig right in the turning lane of a 45 mph road—blinding headlights on, crew blocking the crosswalk where kids walk home from the bus.
We used to have *common sense* in this town. You don’t need to turn a Friday night into a Netflix production. The man left his coffee cup on my neighbor’s fence post. Littering, in the name of justice? And don't get me started on the decibel level. I heard “Come on in, have a seat” through double-pane windows.
We all know what he does. We appreciate the service. But can we get a little respect for the neighborhood? Next time, maybe catch him *quietly*. And clean up the trash. This isn’t a soundstage, it’s our front yard.
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