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🤬 **WILLIAM BUMPUS SURE KNOWS HOW TO WASTE TAXPAYER MONEY!**

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🤬 **WILLIAM BUMPUS SURE KNOWS HOW TO WASTE TAXPAYER MONEY!**

Just saw the report—this guy spent **$47,000** of *our* money on a study to find out if squirrels remember where they buried their nuts. šŸæļøšŸ’ø

NEWS FLASH, WILLIAM: They don't! It's called **common sense**! They dig randomly, forget half of them, and that's why we have oak trees! My 7-year-old could’ve told you that for free.

I’m all for science, but maybe use that cash to fix the potholes on Elm Street before the next wheel alignment bill hits my wallet. Unbelievable.

#CommonSense #WastefulSpending #SquirrelGate2024