**Man Who Accidentally Bought a Space Shuttle on eBay Forgets He Owns It, Loses $10k in Parking Tickets**
*AITA for laughing at this?* 😂
Reddit user u/spacecowboy42069 is currently getting roasted after revealing he forgot he owned a decommissioned NASA space shuttle for **three entire years**. The shuttle, which he bought as a "joke" on eBay for $1.2 million, has been sitting in his driveway in suburban Ohio, racking up parking violations from the HOA.
TL;DR: Bought space shuttle. Forgot space shuttle. HOA fined space shuttle. Now pretending to sell it for scrap to "break even."
The cherry on top? His wife left him because she was "tired of explaining to the neighbors why there's a giant ass rocket blocking the mailbox." He's now trying to list it on Facebook Marketplace as a "rare fixer-upper, no lowballers I know what I got."
Reddit verdict: YTA for not at least turning it into a sick man cave or a meth lab. Also, how do you forget you own a **literal spaceship**? This man's executive function is worse than a 2014 MacBook Air running Chrome. 🔥💀