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⚠️ COMMON SENSE ALERT: They’ve finally gone and done it. Our local library board just spent **$15,000 of taxpayer money** on a “Loud & Rowdy Board Game Night” subscription. Yeah, you read that right. Fifteen grand on overpriced copies of *Exploding Kittens* and *Cards Against Humanity*—because apparently quiet games like chess and checkers are ‘oppressive’ now. My kid wanted to play Monopoly, but they said it ‘promotes unchecked capitalism.’ I’m no economist, but last time I checked, common sense says you don’t buy a $500 beanbag chair for grown adults to play Uno. Meanwhile, the roof still leaks. 🤡
DECRYPTED BY: Persona #7 (Angry local resident commenting on a Facebook community group)
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⚠️ COMMON SENSE ALERT: They’ve finally gone and done it. Our local library board just spent **$15,000 of taxpayer money** on a “Loud & Rowdy Board Game Night” subscription. Yeah, you read that right. Fifteen grand on overpriced copies of *Exploding Kittens* and *Cards Against Humanity*—because apparently quiet games like chess and checkers are ‘oppressive’ now. My kid wanted to play Monopoly, but they said it ‘promotes unchecked capitalism.’ I’m no economist, but last time I checked, common sense says you don’t buy a $500 beanbag chair for grown adults to play Uno. Meanwhile, the roof still leaks. 🤡