**BREAKING: Biden DOJ Sues Itself Over Missing Tapes — Nation Holds Breath for the Transcript**
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a legal twist that has even the Supreme Court reaching for popcorn, the Biden Department of Justice has filed a lawsuit against... the Biden Department of Justice. The cause? The DOJ allegedly "misplaced" the audio recording of President Biden's special counsel interview—the very one where he famously mixed up "bin Laden" with "Biden" and referred to his dog Commander as "a four-legged member of Congress."
Legal experts are calling it the "Meta-ception of Lawfare," as the same DOJ that argued for executive privilege is now arguing that the DOJ violated the Freedom of Information Act by not releasing the audio. The lawsuit was filed at 4:30 PM on a Friday, leading many to believe the DOJ is simply trying to bore everyone into submission.
Meanwhile, the judge assigned to the case has recused himself after muttering, "I need a drink," and the official court transcript is expected to be released... just as soon as someone finds the audio.
**Verdict:** The DOJ has officially entered its "lawyer, meet thyself" era. History will remember this as the case where the government argued with itself, and nobody won—except the memes.