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⚠️ **JUST IN from my cul-de-sac:** So Chris Hansen is apparently doing a new sting in our area?

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⚠️ **JUST IN from my cul-de-sac:** So Chris Hansen is apparently doing a new sting in our area?

I saw a white van with blacked-out windows and a very familiar man with a clipboard standing outside the 7-Eleven. He was talking to a guy in cargo shorts who looked like he was trying to buy a Monster Energy drink with loose change.

I yelled, "Hey, you don't belong here!" and Hansen actually turned around. He just nodded and said, "Sir, I’m just trying to keep the neighborhood safe."

Common sense says: if you’re a grown man wearing sunglasses at 9 PM in a strip mall parking lot, and you see that guy—just turn around and go home.

Kids in this town should be able to ride bikes without a predator scare. Hansen, do your thing. But maybe tell your team not to block the fire hydrant next time.

#CommonSense #ChrisHansen #NeighborhoodWatch #NoPredatorsAllowed