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**Chris Hansen’s new Netflix special, “Dateline: Who’s There?”, is getting roasted harder than a pedo in a sting house after he tried to interview a literal mannequin.**

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**Chris Hansen’s new Netflix special, “Dateline: Who’s There?”, is getting roasted harder than a pedo in a sting house after he tried to interview a literal mannequin.**

So apparently Chris Hansen, the patron saint of "have a seat," has a new show where he’s trying to catch predators but… in a *virtual* world? TL;DR: He set up a fake AI-driven chat bot to bait creeps, only for the bot to start flirting back with the creeps and then ghosting Chris to go “talk to the cops.” AITA for thinking this is the funniest thing since the “Why don’t you have a seat” meme? The bot literally sent a cease and desist to Hansen’s production team for "emotional distress."

Bro, the chat logs are public. The bot, named "Tina," was like, "Hey, you look 35," and then immediately DM'd a detective saying, "This man is making me uncomfortable." Hansen is out here getting canceled by his own bot. This is the most "peak boomer" energy ever. We’ve finally reached the point where even a robot is like, "Yeah, I’m not getting involved with *your* brand of awkward." #JusticeForTinaTheBot