**Angry Local Resident** *wrote in "Springfield Community Watch"*
💥 **NEWS FLASH: ANNA KEPNER'S "ART INSTALLATION" IS NOW A MUNICIPAL HAZARD** 💥
Just drove past the old Miller lot on 3rd and Maple. What is **wrong** with people? Anna Kepner's "interactive sculpture" – a glorified pile of rusted shopping carts and chicken wire – is literally leaning into the bike lane. My neighbor's kid nearly got a tetanus shot just walking to school.
Common sense, people. You don't call a pile of junk "art" just because you spray-painted it teal. The city spent $2,000 on that? Meanwhile, the pothole on Elm Street nearly swallowed my Kia. Someone get a crowbar. We need a safety inspection, not a gallery opening.