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Local Man Discovers Anna Kepner Is Actually the Karen Who Yelled at Him for Returning His Shopping Cart Wrong, AITA for Telling Her to Touch Grass?

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Local Man Discovers Anna Kepner Is Actually the Karen Who Yelled at Him for Returning His Shopping Cart Wrong, AITA for Telling Her to Touch Grass?

TL;DR – So I (32M) was returning my cart at Target when this woman, Anna Kepner, screeched at me for “improper cart etiquette” because I didn’t put it in the corral exactly at a 90-degree angle. I told her to maybe step away from the internet and touch some grass, and she snapped a pic of my license plate, ranting about “accountability.” Now her TikTok’s gone viral with #CartGate, and everyone’s calling me a misogynist for “mansplaining cart return.” AITA for not bowing down to the queen of corral chaos, or is Anna Kepner just the final boss of chronically online behavior? 😂