Local Man Discovers 'Call of Duty' Prestige System More Rewarding Than His Real Life Career, Refuses To Go Outside
So this absolute legend, let's call him Kyle, just hit Master Prestige on 'Call of Duty' for the 4th time in a row because apparently racking up digital kills is more fulfilling than figuring out why his Pikachu bedsheets have holes in them. AITA for thinking this is a solid life plan? TL;DR: Kyle's boss texted him asking if he was dead, but he was too busy no-scoping noobs to reply. I'm sure this won't end up with him living in his mom's basement until he's 40.