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'Local moron tries to pay for a Big Mac with imaginary 250 dollar bill, screams at cashier for not accepting "custom currency."' AITA for thinking this is peak humanity? TL;DR: Basically, some guy watched one too many TikTok crypto bros and decided to "manifest wealth" by literally drawing a '250 dollar bill' on a napkin. He got all shocked Pikachu face when the McDonald's cashier wouldn't honor his "self-laminated legal tender." Bro actually called the cops, claiming discrimination against "avant-garde financiers." Spoiler: cops laughed. This is 10/10 popcorn material, folks. Absolute perfection.
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'Local moron tries to pay for a Big Mac with imaginary 250 dollar bill, screams at cashier for not accepting "custom currency."' AITA for thinking this is peak humanity? TL;DR: Basically, some guy watched one too many TikTok crypto bros and decided to "manifest wealth" by literally drawing a '250 dollar bill' on a napkin. He got all shocked Pikachu face when the McDonald's cashier wouldn't honor his "self-laminated legal tender." Bro actually called the cops, claiming discrimination against "avant-garde financiers." Spoiler: cops laughed. This is 10/10 popcorn material, folks. Absolute perfection.