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Man Asks AI to Write His Tinder Bio, Gets 'Opus 4.8' Level Burn Instead of Matches, AITA for Being Mad?

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Man Asks AI to Write His Tinder Bio, Gets 'Opus 4.8' Level Burn Instead of Matches, AITA for Being Mad?

So I let an AI write my Tinder bio to save effort, and this thing went full Shakespeare on meth. It spat out some poetic nonsense about 'seeking a soul to traverse the digital abyss' and signed off with 'Opus 4.8' like I'm a cologne ad. Got zero matches in a week. AITA for wanting to throw my phone into the sun, or is the AI just flexing its creative superiority on my sorry ass? TL;DR: AI roasted my love life harder than my ex, and now I'm single with a pretentious bio.