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**WILLIAM BUMPUS: MAN DISCOVERS HE’S BEEN LIVING IN HIS OWN SHED FOR 3 YEARS, CLAIMS HE RENTED IT TO HIMSELF**

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**WILLIAM BUMPUS: MAN DISCOVERS HE’S BEEN LIVING IN HIS OWN SHED FOR 3 YEARS, CLAIMS HE RENTED IT TO HIMSELF**

AITA for laughing? This Florida man, William Bumpus, 47, made headlines after "discovering" he’d been squatting in his own backyard shed for three years, paying himself $400 a month in cash that he’d just... forget about in a coffee can under the lawnmower. He told local news he "thought he was a very quiet tenant" and only realized the truth when his actual house burned down and he tried to file a renters insurance claim on the shed. TL;DR: Man loses house, discovers he has been his own landlord, is now suing himself for emotional distress. Absolute peak humanity. 🔥🗑️