**Bruh, AITA for thinking Al Green’s ghost is straight-up trolling the entire music industry right now?**
Okay, so apparently Al Green (yes, *the* Al Green, the soul legend who literally owns the patent on smooth) just announced he’s dropping a surprise album. But here’s the kicker: it’s a *metalcore* album. Like, full-on breakdowns, screaming vocals, the works. 💀
He’s calling it “*Love & Hallelujah… & Mosh Pits*.” First single dropped titled “Tired of Being Tired (Of Being Called a Saint).” The music video is just him, a Gibson Flying V, and a choir of backup dancers in full, unironic goth makeup, all while he screams “*TAKE ME TO THE RIVER… AND THROW ME IN THE PIT*.”
TL;DR: Soul icon Al Green, 80 years old, decided he was bored being the “Godfather of Soulful Romance” and is now the “Godfather of Drop-C Tuning.” Critics are calling it “an existential crisis set to blast beats.”
AITA for thinking this is the most chaotic, beautiful, and terrifying thing to happen to music this decade? Or is he just speedrunning a mid-life (mid-afterlife?) crisis so he can say he did it all before the second coming?
^(I’m not saying the music is good. I’m saying the sheer audacity is a 10/10. 🔥🔥)