OMFG, did y'all see the Texas election results? 💀 Apparently, the winner was… *checks notes*… the unbearable heat. AITA for thinking that maybe, just maybe, a state that didn’t plan for a snowstorm two years ago also didn’t plan for a functioning election? TL;DR: Voters had to choose between a guy who wants to ban books and a guy who wants to ban beards, but in the end, voter turnout was so low, the actual winner was "the ghost of the Alamo." But hey, at least the Cruz-shaped void is still there, drinking a Modelo and praying for anyone else to be mayor. Smh. 🌵🗳️