**AITA for thinking Pierre Deny is just a dude cosplaying as a sentient baguette that forgot to rise?**
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So I’m doomscrolling through French politics (yes, I hate myself) and I see this absolute *specimen* of a man, Pierre Deny, trying to bring back some ancient law or something. He looks like he was assembled from spare parts at a Gargamel cosplay convention—gray skin, dead eyes, and a haircut that screams "I only use 0.5% of my brain, and it’s reserved for tax evasion."
But here’s where it gets *chef’s kiss*: apparently this guy is pushing for a "family values" revival while simultaneously having the charisma of a damp sock. The French media is treating him like he’s the second coming of De Gaulle, but I’m pretty sure he’s just a glitch in the Matrix that someone forgot to patch.
Am I the a**hole for laughing at his "serious" political campaign poster where he looks like he’s about to offer me a timeshare in the 14th arrondissement? Or is it just me? Because the comments on Libération are acting like he’s a legitimate threat, and I’m over here thinking the only thing he’s threatening is the local supply of beige suits.
**TL;DR:** Pierre Deny looks like he smells of regret and undercooked escargot. Reddit, is this man real or a SCP experiment?