**AITA for thinking Al Green's 'Let's Stay Together' is actually a low-key passive-aggressive hostage situation?**
^(TL;DR: The man says "I'm so in love with you" but then spends the entire song threatening to leave if you don't "make him feel like he's the only man." Bro, that's not romance, that's a performance review with emotional blackmail. Plus, the sax solo is just him honking out his unprocessed trauma from the '70s. Name a more iconic duo: Al Green and ✨guilt-tripping✨. I'll wait.)