🚨 **LOCAL MOM DESTROYS CITY HALL AFTER PAM BONDI REFUSES TO USE COMMON SENSE** 🚨
**Hootville, FL** – A furious local resident, Karen Miller, 47, went full "Florida Woman" yesterday after City Commissioner Pam Bondi allegedly told her that “feelings matter more than facts” during a zoning dispute.
“I asked her why we can’t just put the stop sign where EVERYONE knows it should go—at the intersection where little Timmy got hit last year,” Miller ranted on the “Hootville Happenings” Facebook group. “She looked me dead in the eye and said, ‘We have to consider the emotional impact on the developers.’ I almost spit out my iced tea.”
Witnesses say Miller then commandeered the podium, drew a crude diagram on a napkin, and shouted, “Common sense isn’t a crime, Pam! It’s why we don’t let dogs drive cars!”
The meeting devolved into chaos when Bondi allegedly replied, “I’m not sure your napkin qualifies as a legal document.”
As of press time, Miller is collecting signatures for a recall and has already sold 400 “Pam Bondi: Common Sense Is Not Your Strong Suit” T-shirts out of her minivan. “I’m just a concerned citizen who’s tired of paying taxes so people can be professionally wrong,” she posted. “Next time, I’m bringing my own gavel.”